I am reposting this greeting I recieved earlier today for your enjoyment…Happy Holidays from myself and all of us at Berman Larson Kane (www.jobsbl.com)
As for the holiday greeting, as an HR/ Leagal staffing professional, I have an obligation to be culturally sensitive and politically correct. In that spirit, I offer the following
(with a tip of the hat to the late George Carlin??):
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the Winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all, and a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to
imply that the US is necessarily greater than any other country), and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alterations to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
Best wishes (always subject to the above warranty and disclaimer),